Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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