haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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