am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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