Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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