Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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