Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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