He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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