thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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