You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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