Sponge bath it is.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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