So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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