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  He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."

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• He probably just assumed you're a slut...

  Submitted by DemonicDuck on Dec 6, 11 at 4:18pm

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• Sounds like he is more of a gentleman than you are a lady.

  Submitted by broncofan on Dec 6, 11 at 9:51pm

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• Did you go to Chipolte? You could come out to him about why the bra was there, if you wanted to.

  Submitted by CrazyRunner on Dec 6, 11 at 3:37pm

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• threeoneseven! :D sorry, I've been working. Gotta support this Internet habit. Lol

  Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 6, 11 at 9:28pm

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• @Hedonistic: got trolled. \nBut if those are your standards for "gentlemen", hmmmm..... Wow.

  Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 6, 11 at 4:02pm

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  • Yeah, yeah... The annoyance got the best of me. No, not my "standard", but petty boys and girls crying for attention are my pet peeve.

    Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 6, 11 at 4:12pm

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    • Like that dumb fucker that keeps posting his website at the end of his comments... Hate him too! I'm sorry to have disappointed you.

      Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 6, 11 at 4:15pm

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      • Agreed

        Submitted by gostrong on Dec 6, 11 at 8:22pm

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  • There you are!!!!

    Submitted by threeoneseven on Dec 6, 11 at 8:05pm

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    • Got stalking?

      Submitted by gostrong on Dec 6, 11 at 8:49pm

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      • Hello, Pot? This is Kettle; you're black. You can't post that shit after replying to me with I love you and propositions for bondage and oral sex! Don't hate on 317!!!

        Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 6, 11 at 10:00pm

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        • :O bondage??

          Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 6, 11 at 10:10pm

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          • Ya gotta keep it spicy! Variety is the spice of life, right?

            Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 7, 11 at 3:47am

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        • I'm not stalking. I just think your funny (and probably really HOT!)

          Submitted by gostrong on Dec 9, 11 at 12:27am

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          • <stalking>

            Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 9, 11 at 12:48pm

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          • Says the man that claims to know about her "vagina and great tits". Is this really an independent opinion or are you bias?

            Submitted by gostrong on Dec 11, 11 at 4:52am

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    • Ohaithere! I think I'm taking Hedo's advice and Posting out of the app. This is so much better.

      Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 6, 11 at 9:40pm

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      • Happy to help!

        Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 6, 11 at 11:15pm

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• He knows you are a ho and he's looking to get your panties off \ntonight.

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 6, 11 at 8:47pm

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• @Hedonistic: I wasn't referring to your standard, I meant OP's. Lol. Damn phone doesn't do paragraphs too well, that would have helped clarify that.

  Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 6, 11 at 5:36pm

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  • LOL! iPhone? The app won't let you reply either. Try connecting via Safari. Sadly, the problems with auto-incorrect occur no matter what.

    Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 6, 11 at 5:53pm

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• Eighty Eight

  Submitted by Eightyeight on Dec 6, 11 at 3:17pm

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  • WTF? Are you in first grade and feel the need to run to the door as soon as the bell rings so you can be first in line? What an f'ing douche!

    Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 6, 11 at 3:22pm

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    • Double digits, he is in second grade at least.

      Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 6, 11 at 8:48pm

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      • Maybe third. He spelled them out but missed the hyphen. Consider the source of this annoyance... Eighty-eight: a sex position in which two individuals kneel on all fours with their rear ends facing one another sharing a two-headed dildo; the beauty of an eighty-eight (or 88) Is that it can be shared by any two people regardless of their respective genders.

        Submitted by gostrong on Dec 6, 11 at 9:14pm

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