is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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