is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
