Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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