I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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