This is not my ceiling
so explain again why im purple
no
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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