I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Randomize