She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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