How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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