Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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