Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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