Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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