You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Umm I'm too high to move.
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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