We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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