You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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