please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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