Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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