i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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