So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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