no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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