at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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