How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Randomize
