I hope mine doesn't look like that
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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