You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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