return my video game
I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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