well most of my day revolves around power hour
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
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he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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