I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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