thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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