problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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