so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
