There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
if i can run in heels then i can drive
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Randomize