Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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