Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Someone shit on the floor
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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