They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
i now understand why vodka
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
