How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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