I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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