That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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