Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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