I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
