no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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