Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Drake has all the answers
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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