is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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