So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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