Sorry, I don't speak sober.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Two words: nipple clamps
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