It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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