i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
you have to choose: penises or morals?
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
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