it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
