Buhtt sex?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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