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He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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